Canyonero

Oct. 5th, 2001 10:46 pm
[personal profile] mishaoutloud
Okay, okay... I'm probably HORRIBLY breaking a friends' copyright, but I don't care. :-P This is a conversation I recorded recently from the Discworld Mud. I'm Azraphael, my friend is the enigmously named MegaRodan:


Megarodan asks you: How would you like to drive a Canyonero?

You ask Megarodan: What's a Canyonero?

Megarodan exclaims to you: *gasp* You mean you don't know?!
You tell Megarodan: *gasp* It would seem so.

Megarodan tells you: Oh, you poor ignorant thing...allow me to give the advertisement...
Megarodan tells you: *begins to sing, ignroing your 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!'*

You remote to Megarodan sings the background "She's going to tell... she's going to tell, she's going to tell... she's going to tell..."

Megarodan exclaims to you: *Hank Williams Junior voice*Can ya name the caarrrrh with a four-wheel drive? / Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Megarodan tells you: *scenes of Canyonero driving around in the desert. It is a red car*

Megarodan tells you: Canyonero! Canyonerrrooooh.

Megarodan tells you: Well, it goes real-slow with th' hammer down / it's a count
ry fried truck that's endorsed by a CLOWN! m*stops on a cliff
- little encircled image of Krusty appears on side*
Megarodan exclaims to you: Canyonero! Canyonero.....HEY HEY!

Megarodan tells you: *Canyonero now drives along a normal highway* TTwelve yards long, two lanes wide - sixty five tonnes of American pride! *taking up whole lane, bus coming other way is forced to swerve and collide with tree*

Megarodan tells you: Canyonero! Canyonero! (*silly 'YAH' noise, in addition to usual whips) *scouts stick heads out of bus and salute the Canyonero, regardless of the flame*

Megarodan tells you: Top of the line in utility sports! *Canyonero drives up a rubbish heap for no aparent reason* Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! CANYONERO! CANYEEEEHNNERRRO! *car bursts into flame*


hehehe And, of course, at that point, the MUD crashed. I'll ask tomorrow if there was more.
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